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Braves to retire Maddux’s number

April 5th, 2009

Greg “Mad Dog” Maddux, a legend of pitching, is no longer active, but his legacy remains. Fittingly, the Braves will be retiring his number.

The Braves announced Sunday morning that they will retire Maddux’s number and induct him into their Hall of Fame during a July 17 ceremony at Turner Field.

“His fingerprints are all over the success this club enjoyed from 1991-2005,” Braves president John Schuerholz said. “Those kinds of guys who make that kind of impact deserve to be honored in the manner that we are going to honor Greg.”

For the best article on Maddux that I’ve read, see this amazing piece on ESPN.com. Or this one. While he’s not the type to open up, the man’s a legend. If only for “Chicks Dig The Long Ball.”

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A-Rod could return by late April

April 5th, 2009

What's important is spending time with your loved ones.

What's important is spending time with your loved ones.

As much as we dislike encouraging the Post, they do sometimes know what’s going on in New York. And there’s good news for Yankees fans, as A-Rod is doing well and could be back by late April.

Hitting coach Kevin Long, who speaks daily with A-Rod, told The Post that Rodriguez has begun to hit and reported that he “feels 70 percent.”

A Yankee official told The Post that he thought the rehab was going so well, in fact, that if the organization wanted to it could have Rodriguez back on a major league field by late April.

No report on how much mirror-kissing is involved.

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Less Than 24 Hours Until Baseball That Matters Is On

April 4th, 2009

I can’t find anything worth mentioning right now but I do want to point out that in less than 24 hours, baseball that counts will be on.

I would bang Alyssa Milano like a screen door in a hurricane.

I would bang Alyssa Milano like a screen door in a hurricane.

Rick Vaughn

Jake Peavy is pretty much doomed

April 3rd, 2009

Jake Peavy is pure awesome stuck on pure terrible

Jake Peavy is pure awesome stuck on pure terrible

Pity the ace pitcher stuck on the terrible team. Ask Nolan Ryan how much fun it is to be gifted with a thunderbolt for an arm, only to play for a team that struggles to get above .500. So take a moment to feel sorry for Jake Peavy, an amazing pitcher stuck on a terrible team and quite possibly on the cusp of a tremendously dubious record, at least according to one blogger.

Unless he’s traded to a contender by the deadline, Jake ‘n’ Bake will lead the league in ERA and losses.

It would be quite a distinction, because such a statistical perfect storm has happened only once in the history of Major League Baseball since the American League established in 1901.

It really is a pity, too. Having seen the kid pitch, he’s just electrifying, and he gets tremendously frustrated when he’s throwing his heart out and his terrible team is sucking it up anyway.

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Sheff to the Mets

April 3rd, 2009

Sheffield: Mets fan

Sheffield: Mets fan

Gary Sheffield, run out of Detroit, has signed with the Mets.

Though Sheffield, 40, is now in the twilight of his career, the Mets signed him Friday, hopeful that his fearsome power can balance his diminished defensive skills and outspoken and sometimes combative personality. The one-year deal, worth the major league minimum of $400,000, is contingent on his passing a physical examination. If all goes well, Sheffield is expected to be introduced at Citi Field on Saturday.

As much as I want to make fun of the Mets for being, you know, the Mets, this really is a can’t-miss proposition for them. Either he goes down due to an injury and they’re only out the veteran minimum, or he Hulks out at being dissed, gets mad, and hits a ton of runs, and they’re still only out the veteran minimum.

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The etymology of “scrappy”

April 3rd, 2009

Scrappiest bartender in the majors

Scrappiest bartender in the majors

Fire Joe Morgan acolytes like yours truly often use “scrappy” as short-hand for mocking the sportswriting/announcing establishment, who seem content to defend players who, quite frankly, aren’t very good, but are “scrappy.” You may recognize David Eckstein as god’s own prototype for this breed, at least until another one of their number, Dustin Pedroia, won the MVP last year.

However, there’s no denying despite classical scrappy attributes like getting his uniform dirty, Pedroia is a really good player (and his commercial for The Show is hilarious), which is why I perused with interest this long Boston.com article on Pedroia and the etymology of “scrappy.”

“Scrappy” approached the new century, then, as “the consolation prize of baseball adjectives—like saying a girl has a nice sense of humor,” Thorn says. The model was established by the relentlessly overpraised 5-foot-7 shortstop David Eckstein, who had the good fortune of being a slow, limp-armed, dink-and-dunking mediocrity who was not so bad at the plate as to prevent two of his teams from winning the World Series, and who not incidentally is as white as the fresh-fallen snow. Eckstein remains the sort of guy who makes Fox announcers sound like the front row of a Jonas Brothers show. He even won a World Series MVP with the Cardinals in 2006, mostly on the strength of a few doubles, of which at least one would’ve been caught had the Tigers not penciled in the>moaiof Easter Island in left field. (Poor Craig Monroe is probably still trying to get a read on that line drive.)

And now, in the twilight of Eckstein’s career and at the dawn of the Post-Steroid Era, the mantle has been passed to Pedroia.

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Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

April 3rd, 2009

Pictured: Me

Pictured: Me

You’re in my hands now, kids.

Rick Vaughn

Royals give up on season before season begins, name Ponson starter for home opener

April 2nd, 2009

The Royals 2009 Season Starring Bill Paxton As Any Royals Fan

The Royals 2009 Season Starring Bill Paxton As Any Royals Fan

As a close follower of the Yankees, I know all about Sir Sidney Ponson, which is why I was delighted when they got rid of him. Unfortunately, Royals fans, you picked him up and, for whatever reason, you put him in the rotation. As if that wasn’t bad enough, it came out today…

Manager Trey Hillman said Sidney Ponson would be the fourth starter and work the home opener April 10 against the New York Yankees. Left-hander Horacio Ramirez will be the No. 5 starter but also would work out of the bullpen.

Oh, dear.

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Chipper to be a Brave for life. We hope.

March 31st, 2009

Braves fixture and all-around mostly-good guy* Chipper Jones has signed a 3 year, $42 million deal that should put him with the Braves through his retirement. As a big fan of Chipper throughout his career, it’s good to see the guy stay in one uniform for the duration, and we sincerely hope we’ve avoid the demoralizing sight of the once-great hero* limping around in a bizarro uniform for one more season.

Just in case you need a reminder, here are some highlights of Chipper’s career, courtesy of Wikipedia, god’s gift to slackers and aspiring sportswriters.

  • 1st pick overall in the 1990 amateur draft
  • TSN Rookie of the Year (1995)
  • 6-time All-Star (1996-98, 2000-01, 2008)
  • National League MVP (1999)
  • 2-time Silver Slugger at 3rd base (1999-2000)
  • Holds the Major League record for most consecutive games with an extra-base hit (14; tied with Paul Waner).
  • 8 consecutive 100+ RBI seasons (1996-2003)
  • 14 consecutive 20+ home run seasons (1995-2008)
  • Most home runs in a season by a National League switch hitter (45; in 1999; tied with Lance Berkman, although Jones completed the task first.)
  • Third-most home runs for a switch hitter, behind Eddie Murray (504) and Mickey Mantle (536)
  • Hit the first home run at Nationals Park in Washington, D.C. (2008)
  • 400 Home Runs (hit 400th off Ricky Nolasco of the Florida Marlins) (June 5, 2008)
  • Most Home Runs to begin a career playing under one manager (Bobby Cox)
  • NL Player of the Week (June 2nd–June 8th, 2008)
  • 2008 NL (and MLB) Batting Champ with .364
  • 2008 Highest On Base Percentage with .470

*at least until something horrible comes out, which we hope never happens, but you can never be too careful.**

**I was just reminded of the affair with the Hooters waitress but am unsure where this charts on my outrage-o-meter.

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Baseball Death Watch: Two minor league teams to cease operation

March 30th, 2009

Pictured: Wall Street, Present Day

Pictured: Wall Street, Present Day

In perhaps an omen of things to come–all owners should kiss their teams goodnight and maybe linger in the doorway a little–two minor league baseball teams are ceasing operations. The Atlantic City Surf and the Ottawa Voyageurs of the Independent Can-Am league will be no more, says the AP.

Miles Wolff, the league’s commissioner, said Monday that a deal to sell the Surf last week fell through. Without strong ownership and the money to back it, Wolff says it made no sense to continue to operate the club.

“We are tremendously disappointed that the Can-Am League will not be in Ottawa and Atlantic City in 2009,” Wolff said. “These are two cities that we believe can be strong members. However, without solid ownership and the financial commitment behind these teams, it is in the best interest of the league to go with six clubs.”

While neither team seems to have been strong financially, as firm devotees of minor league baseball, we are tremendously sad to see two teams go, though one does have to wonder about the implications for the future of all baseball.

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